El rey del sofá
So… just like a cat then.
My tortie does all of those things.
okay but no one is going to talk about how he has a wild animal that is a pet and how they’re an endangered species and how he wild as fuck to have this tiger as a pet. Tigers need to be in the wild like…..
I assumed this was one of those rescue/live with the zoologist till the cub gets older kind of deals.
This will forever be funny.
that nigga was like, “really bitch?”
but ion fw broke bitches
You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else.
Its not just about sex… Don’t get me wrong sex is fucking great… But when you have a connection with someone… When you feel so strong for someone… Just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak… You just cant beat that…
oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall